Tipyartton is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witless squid.

Tipyartton created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tipyartton, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tipyartton, it will turn you into a rat.

Tipyartton's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tipyartton's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Do not keep seven frogs in a large pit.

3. Put Tipyartton first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.