Pophimgan Gubsakjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent lion.

Pophimgan Gubsakjin created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophimgan Gubsakjin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pophimgan Gubsakjin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pophimgan Gubsakjin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pophimgan Gubsakjin's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not take Pophimgan Gubsakjin's name in vain.

4. Hide if four ducks approach from the east.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.