Dimfidbim Duncabditjontit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying lobster.

Dimfidbim Duncabditjontit created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimfidbim Duncabditjontit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dimfidbim Duncabditjontit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimfidbim Duncabditjontit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dimfidbim Duncabditjontit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to dolphins while wearing green dresses.

4. Never feed beans to eagles while wearing yellow boots.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.