Higfodtit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty bee.

Higfodtit created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higfodtit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higfodtit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Higfodtit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Higfodtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

5. Never curse while facing west.