Zednibpan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying goblin.

Zednibpan created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zednibpan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zednibpan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zednibpan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zednibpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Do not kill foxes.