Pinnellquill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving eagle.

Pinnellquill created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinnellquill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pinnellquill, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pinnellquill's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pinnellquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.