Zedvabjin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical badger.

Zedvabjin created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedvabjin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedvabjin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zedvabjin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zedvabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Zedvabjin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedvabjin.