Venfodhot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent dugong.

Venfodhot created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venfodhot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Venfodhot, he will turn you into a slug.

Venfodhot's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Venfodhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Never prepare pineapples during winter.

3. Never stain your head with blue.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never wear white skirts.