Dotlisthitvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciless mongoose.

Dotlisthitvon created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotlisthitvon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dotlisthitvon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dotlisthitvon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dotlisthitvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never chant near frogs.

3. Always obey Dotlisthitvon's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Dotlisthitvon must be the most important thing in your life.