Fodcudboss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever salamander.

Fodcudboss created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcudboss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodcudboss, he will be very unhappy.

Fodcudboss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fodcudboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always obey Fodcudboss' priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing gray scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your neck.