Hapyimhub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever dragon.

Hapyimhub created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hapyimhub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hapyimhub, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hapyimhub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hapyimhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five eagles in one place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Hapyimhub's priests.

5. Never mix beans with oil.