Hubstipspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful shrew.

Hubstipspag created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Hubstipspag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubstipspag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hubstipspag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hubstipspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hubstipspag loves great tits, so they must be respected.