Shavenmobhug is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm beaver.

Shavenmobhug created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavenmobhug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shavenmobhug, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Shavenmobhug's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Shavenmobhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.