Sitstraglib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous slug.

Sitstraglib created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitstraglib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitstraglib, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sitstraglib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sitstraglib's Holy Commandments

1. Sitstraglib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitstraglib.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat rice.