Rildogjig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective hare.

Rildogjig created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rildogjig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rildogjig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rildogjig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rildogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing white scarves and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Never touch blood while clean.