Hatdablarp Komnadhig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic weasel.

Hatdablarp Komnadhig created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatdablarp Komnadhig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatdablarp Komnadhig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hatdablarp Komnadhig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hatdablarp Komnadhig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about badgers.