Genganbed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured spider.

Genganbed created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genganbed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genganbed, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Genganbed's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Genganbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine gulls in one place.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.