Sadxinciss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful guinea pig.

Sadxinciss created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadxinciss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadxinciss, it will strike you with lightening.

Sadxinciss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sadxinciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sadxinciss' name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sadxinciss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not eat wheat.