Hincatcipfobbap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish fox.

Hincatcipfobbap created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hincatcipfobbap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hincatcipfobbap, it will turn you into a slug.

Hincatcipfobbap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hincatcipfobbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hincatcipfobbap.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.