Natvedhab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous seal.

Natvedhab created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natvedhab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natvedhab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Natvedhab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Natvedhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at forests.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with fear.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never gather eight whales near doors.