Raplikdid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, strong lobster.

Raplikdid created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raplikdid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Raplikdid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Raplikdid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Raplikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare beans during summer.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with envy.

3. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not prepare rice while wearing dresses.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Raplikdid on top of important buildings.