Rutyarpfum is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, dishonourable
grasshopper.
Rutyarpfum created a strange quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rutyarpfum, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rutyarpfum, it will make you grow a tail.
Rutyarpfum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Rutyarpfum's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.
2. Always look after injured manatees.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.