Nullquafbem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective hippopotamus.

Nullquafbem created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullquafbem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullquafbem, he will be very sad.

Nullquafbem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nullquafbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

2. Never prepare cherries during summer.

3. Never wear purple tights on sacred days.

4. Never record names.

5. Never talk about galaxies.