Nurpinrull is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing walrus.

Nurpinrull created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurpinrull, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurpinrull, she will not care.

Nurpinrull's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nurpinrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing yellow shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never adorn your neck with mauve markings.