Nurlfobkomrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, contented dolphin.

Nurlfobkomrot created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfobkomrot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlfobkomrot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nurlfobkomrot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nurlfobkomrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Nurlfobkomrot on top of important buildings.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. You must pray to Nurlfobkomrot six times a day.