Yoktalcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced parrot.

Yoktalcat created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktalcat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yoktalcat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yoktalcat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yoktalcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

2. Never paint your neck pink.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.