Loopgethen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing porpoise.

Loopgethen created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Loopgethen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Loopgethen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Loopgethen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Loopgethen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never leap near dogs.

3. Loopgethen loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always cleanse water with water.