Flamvenfob Flytiffab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong donkey.

Flamvenfob Flytiffab created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamvenfob Flytiffab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamvenfob Flytiffab, he will turn you into a rat.

Flamvenfob Flytiffab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flamvenfob Flytiffab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Respect your elders.