Sagrowmig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish mongoose.

Sagrowmig created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrowmig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sagrowmig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sagrowmig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sagrowmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never cross rivers at midnight.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.