Bussigyarl Fumhudflag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak shark.

Bussigyarl Fumhudflag created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bussigyarl Fumhudflag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bussigyarl Fumhudflag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bussigyarl Fumhudflag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bussigyarl Fumhudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never feed corn to shrews while wearing mauve rings.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.