Tailbimkopbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy aardvark.

Tailbimkopbaf created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbimkopbaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailbimkopbaf, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tailbimkopbaf's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tailbimkopbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tailbimkopbaf on top of all buildings.