Buggubdib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic turtle.

Buggubdib created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Buggubdib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buggubdib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Buggubdib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Buggubdib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Buggubdib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.