Vollinsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical ferret.

Vollinsaw created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vollinsaw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vollinsaw, it will turn you into a rock.

Vollinsaw's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vollinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Vollinsaw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Always help sheep.