Lenlegbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing walrus.

Lenlegbug created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlegbug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenlegbug, it will cry a lot.

Lenlegbug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lenlegbug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never talk about gravity near tortoises while wearing white tights.