Nulnillsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured bat.

Nulnillsaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnillsaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nulnillsaf, he will not care at all.

Nulnillsaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nulnillsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Nulnillsaf first in all things.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.