Arfgepbamben is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong dove.

Arfgepbamben created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfgepbamben, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arfgepbamben, she will turn you into a worm.

Arfgepbamben's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Arfgepbamben's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never feed tomatoes to goats while wearing kilts.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Do not speak about lentils.