Dobsteryim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful raven.

Dobsteryim created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Dobsteryim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dobsteryim, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dobsteryim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dobsteryim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three whales in one place.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Always pray immersed in water.