Pidjopquim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm crane.

Pidjopquim created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidjopquim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pidjopquim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pidjopquim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pidjopquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never gather nine geese near walls.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never handle iron while unclean.