Wodhigfabkap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wodhigfabkap created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wodhigfabkap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodhigfabkap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wodhigfabkap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wodhigfabkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt goats.