Raggendob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic fairy.

Raggendob created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Raggendob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Raggendob, she will send minions to preach to you.

Raggendob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Raggendob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.