Fonraphad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast fox.

Fonraphad created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonraphad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fonraphad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fonraphad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fonraphad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fonraphad's name in vain.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fonraphad.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fonraphad.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.