Talrenbutced is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring camel.

Talrenbutced created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talrenbutced, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talrenbutced, it will remove you from existence.

Talrenbutced's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Talrenbutced's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.