Yartdossbat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous parrot.

Yartdossbat created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdossbat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yartdossbat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yartdossbat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yartdossbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yartdossbat's priests.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always act with purity.