Nutsakcetbestyarpsugpig Betbestpin Bif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented pigeon.

Nutsakcetbestyarpsugpig Betbestpin Bif created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutsakcetbestyarpsugpig Betbestpin Bif, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutsakcetbestyarpsugpig Betbestpin Bif, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nutsakcetbestyarpsugpig Betbestpin Bif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nutsakcetbestyarpsugpig Betbestpin Bif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not covet oxen.