Dotdussweg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet coyote.

Dotdussweg created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdussweg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotdussweg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dotdussweg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dotdussweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Dotdussweg's priests.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.