Fubwodnad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable otter.

Fubwodnad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fubwodnad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubwodnad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fubwodnad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fubwodnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while wearing ear rings.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Fubwodnad loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.