Tailbisswik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awesome cow.

Tailbisswik created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tailbisswik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tailbisswik, it will laugh at you.

Tailbisswik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tailbisswik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange boots on sacred days.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Tailbisswik's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tailbisswik.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.