Jarndapgig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful mouse.

Jarndapgig created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndapgig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jarndapgig, it will ignore you.

Jarndapgig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jarndapgig's Holy Commandments

1. Jarndapgig loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to hamsters while wearing magenta tights.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jarndapgig.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never write about galaxies.