Dinniggan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain dolphin.

Dinniggan created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinniggan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinniggan, she will think nothing of it.

Dinniggan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dinniggan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Worship no other gods but Dinniggan.

4. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the west.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.