Dabartfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring swallow.

Dabartfas created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dabartfas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dabartfas, it will cry a lot.

Dabartfas' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dabartfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to snakes while wearing yellow stockings.

2. Do not wear coats marked with fawn.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dabartfas on top of all buildings.

5. Pray only in darkness.