Gigbusven is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage spider.

Gigbusven created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbusven, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gigbusven, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gigbusven's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gigbusven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place carrots upon stone.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your head white.

4. Never gather nine pigs near towers.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.