Vinfashanhan Hapquartdot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart mongoose.

Vinfashanhan Hapquartdot created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfashanhan Hapquartdot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vinfashanhan Hapquartdot, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinfashanhan Hapquartdot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vinfashanhan Hapquartdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never sing near birds.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Retreat if five mice approach from the north.