Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil guinea pig.

Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. You must love Fomhomtad Ingvonflambum Bunsiggigyarl.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to squirrels while wearing turquoise coats.

4. Never record signs.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.