Dincadparknad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental snake.

Dincadparknad created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincadparknad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dincadparknad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dincadparknad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dincadparknad's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dincadparknad on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.