Fubbudgungidfemfob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast squid.

Fubbudgungidfemfob created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbudgungidfemfob, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fubbudgungidfemfob, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fubbudgungidfemfob's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fubbudgungidfemfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of geese.

2. Do not keep eight gulls in a large pit.

3. Run away if seven dogs approach from the north.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Never wear green stockings.