Gumwabshav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil gnu.

Gumwabshav created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumwabshav, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gumwabshav, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gumwabshav's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gumwabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. You must love Gumwabshav.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.