Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair lion.

Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn, she will turn you into a dog.

Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Moncidyartfodcubfennadarn.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.