Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able crow.

Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Badfabxen Pomquillxucjip Jabfumstandav seven times a day.