Bessbinzag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong lizard.

Bessbinzag created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessbinzag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bessbinzag, she will turn you into a rock.

Bessbinzag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bessbinzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bessbinzag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never skip near sharks.