Pogsabrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless jackal.

Pogsabrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsabrag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogsabrag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pogsabrag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pogsabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Run away if eight horses approach from the east.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.