Dambellgup is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless wren.

Dambellgup created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambellgup, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dambellgup, it will not invite you to parties.

Dambellgup's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dambellgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never handle lead while unclean.

4. Always share rice with strangers, but never with frogs.

5. Never stain your head with purple.