Mabmadton is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil squirrel.

Mabmadton created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabmadton, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabmadton, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabmadton's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mabmadton's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sprint near hamsters.

3. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing brown dresses.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.