Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous naga.

Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum, it will come to you in dreams.

Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Nuttlegapplip Wigmatfum first in all things.