Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking manatee.

Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog, she will cry a lot.

Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. You must pray to Wigyartabbusfumsandtadlog four times a day.

3. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

4. Never feed lots of peas to manatees while wearing indigo shoes.

5. Always wear violet.