Quatcitpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud jellyfish.

Quatcitpas created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcitpas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quatcitpas, it will destroy your home planet.

Quatcitpas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Quatcitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Quatcitpas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.