Hothenbap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage chinchilla.

Hothenbap created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hothenbap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hothenbap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hothenbap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hothenbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to shrews while wearing black ear rings.

2. You must pray to Hothenbap six times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never play with disobedient children.