Ratponpog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable wyvern.

Ratponpog created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratponpog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ratponpog, he will come to you in dreams.

Ratponpog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ratponpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always help hamsters in need.