Sisjabcep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable fish.

Sisjabcep created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisjabcep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisjabcep, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sisjabcep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sisjabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear magenta dresses on sacred days.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sisjabcep.