Mutzakbop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish horse.

Mutzakbop created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutzakbop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutzakbop, she will be very sad.

Mutzakbop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mutzakbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing orange dresses.