Venbissit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured hamster.

Venbissit created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venbissit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venbissit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Venbissit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Venbissit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four horses approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed spinach to rats while wearing green tights.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.